A Geek Thanksgiving

Let us now give thanks within the cultural context of Geekdom -- in other words, the persistant pop-culture referencing system and pseudo-mythology that occupies my attention for most of the day and night. Of course, I am grateful for family and friends. But let's push the envelope a little further.

We only live for a few decades at best and so the tiny section of human history of which we are part (and of which we partake) is quite providential and significant. Especially in terms of popular culture. I am thankful to have shared this particular period of human history with:

Flannery O'Connor
Walker Percy
The Three Investigators
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Lupin, Tonks, Serius, Albus, Colin, Neville, Luna, Minerva, Fred and George, and Severus
J. K. Rowling
Star Wars
The Boxcar Children (at least those first 14 or so books in the series)
Joseph Ratzinger
Karol Wojtyla
Batman and Robin
Alan Moore
Mike Mignola
H. P. Lovecraft (I am living, at least, while his legacy is perculating)
The Groovy Ghoulies
G. K. Chesterton (legacy again)
C. S. Lewis & Narnia
J. R. R. Tolkien
William Browning Spencer
Reed Crandall
designer toys
"Incident at Loch Ness"
zombie culture (it kind of fascinates me)
"Planet of the Apes"
"Orpheus" (the movie)
The Simpsons
that funky song they play during the Wii commercials
The Metal Men
The Atomic Knights
Metamorpho
Kurt Schaffenberger
Superman (well, duh)
The Late Sixties / Early Seventies Classic Universal Studios Monsters Boom
"Famous Monsters" magazine and Forry Ackerman
Basil Gogos
Ray Bradbury
Harlan Ellison
Jorge Borges
"The Prisoner" TV series and Patrick McGoohan
Don Post monster masks down at the Coin Collector/Tobacco Shop at the Macon Mall (I have no idea why they were there)
the 2000 Presidential Election (it just fascinates me)
Monster Squad
Fright Night
Pan's Labyrinth
The first new worldwide Catholic Catechism in 500 years
Father Richard Neuhaus
Lee Brown Coye
Virgil Finlay (legacy again)
Adam Hughes (that recent Supergirl painting blows me away)
Michael Polanyi
Vincent Miller
Jack Kirby
Curt Swan
Neal Adams
Val Lewton (legacy)
Bava's gothic films
Hammer's Quatermass films
Peter Cushing
Christopher Lee
Cornerstone Festival
UFOs
The B-52s
The Talking Heads
Roger Miller
Johnny Cash
some surviving googie here and there
theme parks and mini golf
what may have been the golden age of Halloween trick-or-treating

Of course, more will occur to me later -- probably more respectable entries. But that's enough for now.

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I Reckon You Zombies Think You Been Redeemed

Well, I thought it couldn't be done. To my mind, the whole zombie apocalypse genre is nihilism incarnate: we're all just meat. No soul. No ultimate purpose. Just meat. So how could someone produce a zombie film or novel that explored a different perspective: one of hope, for example, or even of faith?

As I say, I thought it couldn't be done, but I have been proven wrong. Kim Paffenroth's novel, Dying to Live, draws upon influences as diverse as Augustine, Dante and George Romero. Paffenroth contrasts the living and the dead and finds insistent proof that the spirit exists. The flesh-eating dead are simply you and me and our neighbors minus the supernatural benefits of a rational soul. They are all appetite. Without reason or restraint, they "wander the earth to and fro seeking whom they may devour."

But it isn't as pat as all that. The strength of Paffenroth's novel is that he is plainly eager to push the zombie apocalypse gauntlet. His imagination does not shrink from the question "How bad can it get?" The dead are willing and the living are weak. As with Romero's several films, the living are often their own worst enemies, failing to unite against a common threat, fighting over the charred remains of civilization. But a few may actually rise to the challenge to survive.

Paffenroth's method is similar to that of Flannery O'Connor. Much is made of O'Connor's use of grotesque characters and violent scenarios in her short stories and two novels. Her explanation was that it is not easy to shock the existentially numb reader into sudden clarity. To the deaf, you must shout and for the blind you must draw large and startling pictures -- to paraphrase Flannery.

O'Connor also uses the grotesque to explore the question "How bad can it get?" In her deadpan, blackly humorous way, she is unflinching in her reply: "Very, very bad indeed." However, she does this only in order to see how the grace of God will intervene. Since she is operating from a Catholic Christian perspective, O'Connor knows the central redemptive act of God in human history sent a man to be beaten within an inch of his life, nailed to a cross and left to die. If the essential act of grace looks like that---well, how might God "use" the perverse clarity of a killer called The Misfit who happens across a stranded family on a forlorn country road (see O'Connor's story A Good Man Is Hard to Find)?

Paffenroth is attracted to the zombie apocalypse scenario for reasons that echo O'Connor. The protagonist of the novel, Jonah Caine, often wrestles with the question of whether one could still believe in God now that a kind of anti-resurrection has spread living death over the planet. Cities burn. Governments collapse. People scavenge for Twinkies at abandoned 7-Elevens. This "survival horror" appeals to some, including myself, as an exploration of what is left when
everything is shaken until only what is unshakable remains.

It is also an opportunity to tap obtusely via the imagination what our upfront intellect cannot bear to contemplate. Millions of innocent lives perish mindlessly, needlessly, in horrible pain as they are torn limb from limb. It could be a zombie apocalypse. Or it could be abortion. Upwards of ten million abortions have taken place since Roe v. Wade kicked into gear and despite all the reassurances of those first few years the reach of this killing machine has extended into the second trimester, the third trimester, even to the very moment of birth itself. Skulls are punctured and brains are sucked out through a tube. A collapsed skull makes for easier removal of the big ones. Bodies are sliced apart with scalpels or burned alive in a saline solution. Imagine breathing in saline. Who says the zombie apocalypse -- in all its savage horror -- is not possible? It's here. Every child born since 1973 is a survivor.

New Episode Dissemble! (And The Black Scorpion dvd)

The third and last installment of our podcast survey of kitsch is nearly ready. I started to record it this Sunday, but began making revisions. They're worthwhile revisions, not spurious, so you, the patient listener, will benefit in the end. (Howz that for use of commas. Impressive, no?) This is perhaps the most important of the three. It delves into my half-formed convictions regarding whimsy and its role in saving the world from the devil and his wise-cracking minions. Pope John Paul II once said "Beauty will save the world." I think it's more likely that whimsy will do the honors -- or at least that whimsy will serve as beauty's faithful sidekick.

The odd little image is taken from the extras to be found on The Black Scorpion dvd. Pete Peterson, who assisted Willis O'Brien in the animating of The Black Scorpion, did a little experimenting on his own and these "beetle people" are among the results. Another is a giant mutated orangutan. The homespun reels of animation were found in a trunk out in a barn or somesuch after Peterson's death and salvaged for future generations by, for one thing, putting them on The Black Scorpion dvd's extras. The dvd has been out for a while and may be a little difficult to track down on foot. Not so difficult online, of course. The Black Scorpion is an overlooked gem, in my opinion, and definitely a film which friends of ChristianHalloweenFan.com and the excuse me, ghidorah? podcast would enjoy. There is an uncanny quality to the animated proceedings. I won't ruin it for you, but the scorpion(s) in question are mean and hungry and you see a lot more of their feeding frenzy than you every expect in a Harryhausen-style feature. Also, when attempts are made to find their underground lair... well, words fail me. I'm always tossing around the word Lovecraftian, but the feeling I get is rather cosmic -- awe and terror mixed together. Also, I really do enjoy the sort of lighting O'Brien and Peterson used in this film (and in The Giant Behemoth). Lots of moody shadows. One doesn't expect a noir sort of feeling in an animated film, but that's what you get in The Black Scorpion.

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Lint is glad it's Friday

I am very "psyched" as you people in America say. "Psyched" about Facebook, which I'm sure you already know about, and Flock, a web browser I recently stumbled across. Flock puts a more personal spin on your web browsing by adding social networking, photo sharing, and blogging to the up-front controls of your browser. (Normally, these tasks are divided between separate programs.) In my case, this has made blogging much easier. I thought iLife would accomplish that, but, while the iLife suite does provide blogging tools in iWeb, the search engine visibility of your iWeb-produced/dotMac hosted site leaves a lot to be desired. A LOT. I am still trying to get http://www.christianhalloweenfan.com to show up on Google. And that after providing a sitemap, etc. Once I created an official Christian Halloween Fan weblog, however, (http://christianhalloweenfan.wordpress.com ) several references/links to the blog immediately began popping up here and there (brought to my attention by Google Alerts).

So I suppose I shall have to promote the blog as a doorway into the site -- until I get the Google question figured out. (In fairness to iWeb/dotMac, the CHF domain name does "redirect" to content on the dotMac server, so that may be part of the problem.)

Anyhow, the means to this end turns out to be Flock. Because Flock has built-in blogging tools, I can post both to the Christian Halloween Fan blog and its sister blog/podcast, excuse me, ghidorah?, with a minimum of fuss. (I searched in vain for any Mac OSX free/shareware that allowed multiple blog postings.) It's these little advancements that push me toward actually posting at least once a week.

I challenge myself to post several times a week -- probably Monday and Thursday. So there, I toss down the gauntlet at my very own feet! I frog myself upon the arm! I strike a martial arts pose with hand extended forward and do that little "come on, then" thing with my fingers -- at myself no less!

A brief pop-cultural recommendation:  Give John Morehead's excellent blog, TheoFantastique, a try. He provides a more cohesive, academic approach to the relationship between imagination and faith than I will ever accomplish, plus lots of interviews with interesting folks -- most of whom will never show up as an interviewee in Fangoria or Rue Morgue. It's the sort of blog you might expect from the sci-fi/fantasy/horror corner of McFarland publishing. Very highly recommended.

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Make Mine Mexican

I am a man of many obsessions. Fortunately, they typically occur one at a time. Currently, I have become fascinated with Mexican horror films and the timing could not be better. Such films are usually to be found in a video cheapbin and with print quality leaving much to be desired. In other words, crappy. Now, however, a DVD company by the name of CasaNegra Entertainment is providing quality editions of such films as El Vampiro, El Ataud Del Vampiro (that is, The Vampire and The Vampire's Coffin), El Baron Del Terror (aka Brainiac), and Misterios De Ultratumba (The Black Pit of Dr. M) with generous dvd extras and wonderful attention to detail. One of my favorite features is a strange sheet of mini cards that comes with each dvd. They have the look of Tarot cards, but they're not. Rather, they are various characters from the films in the CasaNegra vault and all of them illustrated in a lush, Latin painterly style. Very monsteriffic, if you know what I mean. I have found CasaNegra dvds in used condition at very reasonable prices on Amazon. Otherwise, you can visit the CasaNegra website.

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Wal-Mart Dracula Alert

Currently (as of 11-14), Wal-Mart has a selection of Warner Brothers films (that they made or that they distributed) gathered into 4 film collections. What I mean is, you get 4 movies on 2 discs. The horror fan will be pleased to know that one of these sets contains 4 Hammer Dracula films all of which star Christopher Lee and two of which feature Peter Cushing. The set is only around $10! So get out there and grab one before they are all gone!

The films include Horror of Dracula, Dracula Has Risen From The Grave, Taste The Blood Of Dracula (yuck!), and Dracula A.D. 1972. The first is a must-see classic -- one of the best horror films ever made and a real tribute to Terence Fisher's skill and imagination as a director. Also, to his Christian faith which is very plain throughout -- especially in the Christian heroics of Dr. Van Helsing. See Paul Leggett's excellent book, Terence Fisher: Horror, Myth and Religion, for more. - Lint

Yeah, I'm Still Here!

Well, Fall weather is finally creeping in around the edges down here in middle Georgia -- now that it is November.

We all had a pretty good Halloween. The Hatchers live on a big freakin' five lane highway (two lanes either side, turn lane in the middle) which swarms with logging trucks and UPS vans at all hours (you get used to it), so we get zero trick-or-treaters and, of course, do not walk up and down the lane visiting the neighbors. So we scrambled across those five lanes and down the street of a neighborhood across the way, but no luck. Things were totally dead. And not in a good way.

So we went over to a sort of upper middle class neighborhood in Macon proper -- where Sarah was trick-or-treating with a friend from school -- and the place was just getting the spill-over from an adjoining street which, for some reason, has become the most popular street for folks indulging the "hop in the car and hit as many neighborhoods as possible" approach to trick-or-treating. Hundreds of cars make their way down Ridge Ave. with their lights on, intermittently parking along the edge of the street while kids run here and there in packs. Sort of a good thing. Sort of a bad thing. The headlights are blinding. And the benefits of revisiting your own neighborhood transformed by Halloween aren't much there. But at least trick-or-treating hasn't disappeared altogether -- a distinct possibility around here as the number of local churches putting on H-alternative Fall Festivals has tripled since last year. (That may explain the dead neighborhood across the street.) A lot of folks go to the church festivals because of some faint residual suspicion that it is dangerous to trick-or-treat; at least they know their fellow church members at the festival, etc. Kind of an odd trade off. The church Fall Festivals aren't very spooky in my experience. A tad contrived. Kind of like when public television decides to "celebrate Imagination".

"Drive-by trick or treating" is probably worthy of some sociological inquiry. For one thing, Ridge Ave. is predominantly white (by far) and on Halloween all the kids from the poor neighborhoods – predominantly black – get their Moms to drive them over to Ridge. It's an odd sort of candy-driven desegregation. Lots of older black kids galluping around with no costume and a pillowcase full of candy, lots of white folks afraid to say, "Where's your costume?" Etc. Fortunately, the little kids are always decked out in some sort of costume and get most of the attention -- which keeps things on a positive note. I wonder if this is a Southern thing or if similar situations occur across the country. Kind of like that "day of inversion" thing which used to be part of some Christian festivals -- the fool becomes king, the poor receive a bounty of Butterfinger bars, etc.

What happened this Halloween with you guys?

About ye olde podcast: frankly, I get depressed since there are so few comments. I have two wonderful friends, Kathleen Lundquist and John Morehead, who regularly drop a note when I announce a new episode. And then there were those guys from TheJADEDVisalian who popped their heads in from time to time (much appreciated, guys). But that's about it. I feel like Linus in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. "Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see." But where's the Great Pumpkin?

Did anyone with OCD benefit from that 2 part podcast that I wrung out of my fervid little brain? Surely, it helped somebody. And what about all those Christians out there who lie awake at night wondering if their love for Tor Johnson movies has any part in their Christian faith? Well, maybe there aren't that many of those us out there. But still...

I will mount a large metal icebreaker to my forehead and forge ahead. Part three of the Kitsch overview is slated to appear this weekend -- probably Sunday afternoon.

Meanwhile, check out http://www.christianhalloweenfan.com .

Lint

P.S. Why the photo? I thought it provides a good example of why "Ju-on, the Grudge: American Style" just wouldn't work.